what people think musicians are: people who play musical instruments
what musicians actually are: sleep-deprived, occasionally borderline insane people who spend 50% of the time with their instrument and 50% of the time contemplating the significance of their existence, listening to 300 year old music, and crying
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
OMG MY POST BLEW UP! I’m here just like….